I think I'm more feral for real estate than men at this point | wait that reminds me-- | That's just because you spend all your time watching real estate-based reality television | the new season of Selling Sunset comes out soon | We should buy that Architectural Digest house from that video | NO WAY I SAW THAT TOO | Uh, with what money? | This is why we need to marry rich
Someone please tell me what to do about this *text_from_men.jpg* | Better yet, someone just respond for me because I'm so over it | You're moving to Mars | You joined a travelling circus | You're dying! | Guys stop this is serious | No because the real question is why is he so desperate to meet up? | Like what completely mediocre thing does he need to brag about now | Tell him you're leaving early for campus | Ooh, that's good, do that | Kk I'll keep you posted
Did you like my story it literally took me two hours to figure out how to post more than one picture and how to crop photos into circles | Wait okay let me go like it | Is it story or post | Finsta post, main story | This is a 10/10 post | Those are equivalent, right? | Also did you guys see [REDACTED]'s thing | WAIT YES boyfriend jump scare | More like celebrity spotting in the wild | Despite having literally never met him he is such a fundamental part of our lore
Watching Hillary's speech at the DNC makes me wish she was running again | You're actually so right | Not to be dramatic but the course of history would be so vastly different if she won in '16 | But the general DNC vibes are immaculate, tbh | The lineup of men who married well waxing romantically about their wives? | The delegate counting playlist? | Obama?! | God, nobody makes me a liberal like Obama
The goods have been secured! *lego.jpg* | Yay! | And the bag is so cute, too? | Send us the final product | Soooo I may have finished already | You finished that so fast my goodness | *lego_flowers.jpg* | No it's actually a problem because I thought I'd be entertained for like a week and now I want to buy more but I don't have the money or space | IT LOOKS SO GOOD | Stop, not the group chat having hobbies | Lil Miss Olympic Speed-LEGO-ing fr | Buy more anyway, do it for the plot
I am actually so glad you finally blocked him | You did not deserve any of that | I'm so sorry you had to go through that, girl | Aww stop that's so sweet | Could never dream of getting through it without y'all | Is this us in our healing era? | Time for a memoir | Wait, are you back from New York yet? | YES I got back last weekend | STOP give us a full rundown | What did you do | What did you see | we literally just explored every single neighborhood we could find | so much walking | Which reminds me.... | Guess who got her license???? | OMG YAY | We are all FINALLY mobile! | Basically F1 drivers, honestly
Take this quiz and send your results | Yay, Buzzfeed! | I love the groups of girls taking quizzes subgenre | IT SAID I'M IRINA | BROOOOO | You can literally never say anything against her again, I think | Now you guys have to take it too, prove it's rigged | The possibility of that is too scary, I won't | Fine then, I'll just assume you'd be Micah in her mean girl top | HEY! I have that top...
Guys I'm sad | Omg wanna hear a joke | Why did the chicken cross the road... | ...to get to the other side | I learned yesterday that the joke is that the chicken is dying | Like going to the "other side" is getting hit by the car and dying | Wait I didn't know that | Unrelated but I'm joining the organ donation propaganda cabal | You guys need to donate your liver to me right now | I'm pretty sure I'm already a registered donor | This is objectively not helping | No it is, keep talking | Okay this can never leave the group chat but...
My father is talking to the owner of the restaurant to open up a tab at the branch on campus | He knows it's not a bar, right | Wait that's so cute he's just excited | Stop the owner was like your dad has my number he'll just give it to you and anytime you want food you can just call me | This is literally nepotism | You're buying me biryani then | People claim I'm a nepo baby but I had to struggle too you know | I'm sure that's what Alia Bhatt tells herself to sleep at night | Right next to Ranbir Kapoor | My dad has literally never been on a Koffee with Karan couch how dare you | I'm sure if he was you'd be in Bollywood by now
Guys what does [REDACTED] write in her notebook | This is genuinely the biggest mystery of my life | I'M CURIOUS TOO, ask her | NO THAT'S WEIRD | I've been close enough to see the inside but not read and it's literally filled with words on every page, top to bottom | Oh so it's her burn book | WHO IS SHE BURNING AND WHY | No but it can't be, there's no pictures | She can't have pictures, that would make it too obvious | She's a woman scorned
HOW WAS THE FINAL | It was bad | MCQ was same as always, but FRQ was harder | It was too much math | It was literally the same amount of math as any normal test | [REDACTED] THOUGHT IT WAS HARDER TOO | IT WAS THE SAME AS ALWAYS | I DIDN'T MEAN TO START A FIGHT | I thought it was harder | I'm sure you did amazing | Hey! | You too
Did your mother take your phone? | No, I'm just on my laptop | Oh okay | OMG HEY why are we on this chat now | Me and her are pulling an all nighter | Why...? | to watch romcoms | WHY AM I NOT INVITED? | YOU LITERALLY ARE | THAT IS WHAT WE'RE TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW | Oh silly me! okay | But you'll probably fall asleep | I definitely will | But so will you | I literally have to baby you two | Tragic
Love you guys | Love you more | Love you the most | Sending all the love in the world from my corner of the universe always | Add that to your bridesmaid's speech I like it | You're literally more feral for real estate than men what wedding are we planning here
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